I’ve competed in four midseason classics after LL91, my rookie season. (The sole season I missed was LL92. I was too dispirited by how badly my first season in an A rundle was going and forgot to participate.) I have yet to match the incredible success I had in that first midseason classic, where I was the highest scoring LLama in Maelstrom. (Of course, all those points were meaningless since I was a rookie and rookies don’t get counted in the midseason classic. I”m clearly not bitter about this…)
The Questions
Note: Parentheticals within my commentary that add additional information and context were looked up, in the interest of greater accuracy or informative quality, after I submitted my answers.
1. Millard Fillmore was the first US president born in the 1800s. Who was the first US president born in the 1900s?
It’s pretty well known that John Kennedy was the first person born in the 20th century to become president of the United States. Of course, there’s a one year gap between “the 1900s” and “the 20th century”, but I’m certain none of Kennedy’s predecessors were born in 1900. I put down “John Kennedy” down as my answer.
(I should probably point out that, after the midseason classic ended, a controversy erupted on the LearnedLeague message boards about whether Lyndon Johnson should have been an acceptable answer since he was born in 1908, which is obviously earlier than Kennedy’s birth year of 1917. Since Johnson has the earliest birth year in the 1900s, that suggests he could be considered “the first US president born in the 1900s”. I’m sympathetic to this argument that the question’s wording is ambiguous, but I struggle to think of any presidential trivia I’ve heard which involves “the first president” or “the last president” to do X or be X where the chronology in question is anything other than term in office. Some 74% of LLamas interpreted the question the way I did, and it had the 3rd highest get rate in the midseason classic. I’m just not convinced the ambiguity is as egregious as the criticism argues.)
2. Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick are main characters on what television series that debuted in August 1997?
Another easy one for me. This is South Park, which I watched occasionally while I was in college. I write the show’s title down and move on.
3. A special edition of the Ford Mustang GT introduced in 2001 and a retro-style motorcycle helmet produced by Bell Sports are among the items named after what 1968 Steve McQueen movie?
Hmm… Well, I’ve got two likely McQueen movies to choose between: The Great Escape and Bullitt. Of the two, I’ve only seen The Great Escape. I don’t remember when either movie was made, but I’m pretty sure The Great Escape was released in the ’60s and that it came out before Bullitt. The mention of a car in the question makes me want to go with Bullitt, but there’s an iconic scene involving McQueen’s character riding a motorcycle in The Great Escape, so perhaps the motorcycle helmet is in honor of that (despite his character not wearing a helmet in the scene). In the end, it comes down to me thinking that Bullitt was released in the ’70s, and I ultimately put down “The Great Escape” as my guess.
4. Name either of the bands that recorded the albums Maggot Brain (1971), Cosmic Slop (1973), Up for the Down Stroke (1974), Chocolate City (1975), and Mothership Connection (1975).
I don’t really have any good guesses for this one. The fact that the last title contains the word “mothership” makes me think of Jefferson Starship and its predecessor Jefferson Airplane. With no better alternatives coming to mind, I put down “Jefferson Starship” as my guess.
5. What term for a temple dedicated to all gods is often used to refer specifically to one such structure in Rome, which was begun in 27 BCE and finally erected by Hadrian in the early 2nd century?
My family and I took a trip to Rome in 2018, and I’ve been to the specific temple mentioned in this question and it was one of my favorite places we visited. It’s the Pantheon. Easy peasy. I write it down and move on.
6. What was the name given to the spinning frame, invented by Samuel Crompton in 1779, that introduced complete mechanization into the (formerly) hand spinning process via a hybrid of two previous inventions (hence its animal name)?
A mechanized replacement for hand spinning that has an animal name? Well, I immediately think of the spinning jenny. I’m pretty sure, however, that I’ve heard the (apparently apocryphal) story that the spinning jenny was named for a daughter of the inventor, and not in reference to an animal. Nothing else is coming to mind, however, so I put “Spinning Jenny” down as my answer.
7. What were the first names of the parents of Princess Caroline Louise Marguerite (born 1957), Prince Albert Alexander Louis Pierre (born 1958), and Princess Stephanie Marie Elisabeth (born 1965)?
Back to an easier one. These are the children of Prince Rainier and Princess Grace of Monaco (a.k.a. Grace Kelly). I type “Grace, Rainier” into the answer box and move on.
8. Identify the character from Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland whose conversation is composed mostly of puns and plays on words, who is always weeping, and who teaches Alice how to dance the Lobster Quadrille.
I’ve read Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland once and that was a long time ago. It’s also been a long time since I’ve seen any of the film adaptations of the book. In other words, I don’t remember which character this is, so I’ll have to guess.
Using “the Lobster Quadrille” as a launching pad, I decide I should guess an aquatic character. The Walrus is ruled out immediately since that character only appears in a poem recited by Tweedledee and Tweedledum, and those characters aren’t even in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland; they’re in the sequel, Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There.
The Mock Turtle, however… Yes. I’m pretty sure the Mock Turtle is in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. The character isn’t in the animated Disney adaptation, but I vaguely remember him in the (1999) TV movie starring Tina Majorino (where he was played by Gene Wilder), and I think I remember him crying a lot. Seems like a good guess to me. I write “Mock Turtle” down as my answer.
9. Hells Canyon, one of the deepest gorges in the world, is located in the Western United States on what river?
The Snake River flows through Hells Canyon. I believe Evel Knievel attempted a motorcycle jump across the canyon. (This second sentence is quite wrong. Knievel attempted a jump of the Snake River Canyon in 1974, and it was with a rocket, not a motorcycle.) I put down “Snake” and move on.
10. What word was used in Italian commedia dell’arte for a brief outline of the drama that indicated the entrances of the characters and the general course of action? In English, the term has evolved to describe future actions or events more broadly.
Oof… I don’t know. I don’t even have any good places to start trying to think of guesses other than “words that describe future actions”. After giving myself the rest of Saturday and half of Sunday to think of possible answers, I finally decide to put down “Schedule” as my guess.
11. The “Clown Prince” of the Harlem Globetrotters from 1954 to 1978 was, of course, a member of the taxonomic genus Homo, but his name could also be evoked by organisms of the taxonomical genuses Sturnella and Citrus. What was his name (first and last)?
Hey, it’s an easy GAMES/SPORT question for me! In his trivia almanac, Ken Jennings asks about this player in the context of a cover of “Sweet Georgia Brown”, which is best known as the theme song for the Globetrotters. The answer is “Meadowlark Lemon”. As required by the question, I make sure to write down both his first and last name before moving on.
12. Portuguese-style grilled chicken covered in a spicy chili called peri-peri (also known as African bird’s eye chili) is a trademark of what international restaurant chain, which originated in South Africa in 1987, has over 900 locations worldwide (over 75 in North America), and is named after its Portuguese–Mozambican founder’s first son?
I’ve been to Nando’s (or, as the sign at that particular location read, “Nando’s Peri-Peri Chicken”) once or twice. The first time was with my father (and probably my brother), who asked what country’s cuisine they serve. I did a cursory search and answered Portuguese, which isn’t technically correct, but Portuguese cuisine is definitely an influence on the restaurant’s menu.
Scoring
The midseason classic is a One-Day game, which means scoring is different than in regular season play. I’m not competing head-to-head with another LLama. Instead, I’m essentially competing against every participant. Each correct answer will net me 15 points, but I can also designate up to five questions to be “Money Questions”. With those questions, as long as I correctly answer them, I will get bonus points equal to the percentage of LLamas who answered those questions incorrectly. (I.e., if I correctly answer a question I designate as a Money Question and 80% of LLamas get it wrong, I get 95 points, the base 15 points plus 80 extra points.) The rub is to pick as Money Questions five questions I’m confident I answered correctly, but I think are difficult enough that a large percentage of players didn’t.
I toss South Park out as a possible money question right away. Far too many people are going to get that correct for it to be worth it. The question about John Kennedy also is very likely to have a very low miss rate, so I toss that as well. I then do the same with questions about the Pantheon and Samuel Crompton’s invention. If my guess of “Spinning Jenny” is correct, a lot of people will get that correct, and if I’m wrong, well, that would be a waste of a money question.
I’m essentially flipping a coin on the Steve McQueen question, so I’m not going to money that. I’m also not all that confident that my guesses of “Jefferson Spaceship” and “Mock Turtle” are correct, so I’ll take them out of the running as well.
I’ve now ruled out 7 out of 12 questions, and I have to pick 5 as money questions. That means I’m going to money “Grace, Rainier”, “Snake”, “Meadowlark Lemon” (which I wholeheartedly agree with since a fair number of LLamas have GAMES/SPORT as a blind spot–I include myself among them), and “Nando’s”. I’m less confident about moneying “Schedule” and consider changing my mind on one of the questions I’ve previously ruled out, but I decide to heed the old Latin proverb “fortune favors the bold” and money it despite my concerns.
Results
I press “submit” at 1:00 PM ET on Sunday. I’m immediately disappointed to see that I missed 4 out of the 12 questions. It’s my worst showing since I missed 5 in the LL95 Midseason Classic.
“Bullitt” was the correct answer for the Steve McQueen question. (I was correct about The Great Escape being made before Bullitt, but the former came out in 1963.) “Parliament” and “Funkadelic” were the correct answers for the POP MUSIC question. “Mule” was the name of Samuel Crompton’s invention and I feel like an idiot, since a jenny is a female donkey not a female mule. (As for the spinning jenny, it appears that the most likely explaination for the name is that “jenny” is derived from “engine”.) Finally, I wiffed badly by moneying “Schedule”. The correct answer for that question was “scenario”. I guess I was channeling Crypto.com when I embraced “fortune favors the bold”… On the plus side, my guess of “Mock Turtle” was correct.
When I check the official results Monday evening, I see that I earned 354 points. That’s 120 points from getting 8 questions correct and 234 bonus points for moneying questions. I got the most points from the Snake River question; 66% of participating LLamas got that wrong. The rest of the bonuses were, in descending order: “Grace, Rainier” (62%), “Meadowlark Lemon” (60%), and “Nando’s” (46%).
My 354 points were enough for me to be ranked 1,591st out of 9,309 participants. More importantly, I ranked 5th in Rundle A Maelstrom, so my score contributed to Maelstrom’s league score in the classic for the fourth time in four consecutive midseason classics. (When taking all the contributing Rundles from Maelstrom into account, I placed 11th.) Maelstrom placed 89th out of 132 leagues. If I had not participated, the highest non-contributing score in Rundle A Maelstorm (318 points) would have filled out the Rundle A Maelstrom qualifiers and our reduced score would have likely dropped us down to 94th. (The math is a little uncertain since it’s possible my non-participation might have affected the percentage of incorrect answers, which would snowball into affecting bonus points.)
Still, I’m rather disappointed at my decision to money “Schedule”. If I had moneyed “Mock Turtle” instead, which had an 81% miss rate, I would have finished with 435 points, enough to catapult me to 445th place overall. That score would have put me second in Rundle A Maelstrom and 3rd among non-rookie Maelstrom participants. The additional 81 points also would have been enough to bump Maelstrom to 83rd in the league standings. Oh well.